I'm not you, I'm not she, I'm just the girl I was born to be.

Kämpa på, Kämpa på, det är inte länge kvar nu!




sometimes it feels like You are the one.

Vadå dålig förlorare? :D

Hihi, gulliga ungar! :D diggar pojkens dialekt och babyns skratt :D

Hihi!

1) Efter en timmes simmande i en allmän pool har du fått i dig en halv liter urin.

2) Under en genomsnittlig dag har du indirekt kommit i kontakt med 15 penisar, till
exempel genom att ta i dörrhandtag.

3) En genomsnittlig persons årliga intag av snabbmat innehåller 12 könshår.

4) Under ett år sväljer du 14 insekter medan du sover.

5) Under ett år skakar du hand med 11 kvinnor som nyligen onanerat och glömt tvätta händerna.

6) Under ett år skakar du hand med 6 män som nyligen onanerat och glömt tvätta händerna.

7) De flesta män tvättar överhuvudtaget inte händerna efter att de varit på toaletten.
Tänk på det nästa gång du är på krogen och äter jordnötter från skålen på bardisken.

8) Under en genomsnittlig bröllopsmottagning har du en hundradels chans att bli smittad med
munherpes från en av gästerna.

9) Du andas dagligen in en liter av andra människors anala gaser.

10) Tandläkare har rekommenderat att tandborstar bör hållas på ett avstånd av minst 2 meter
ifrån toalettstolen för att undvika att luftburna partiklar härrörande från spolningen
fastnar på dem.

11) Du tillbringar sex månader av ditt liv på toaletten.

12) Att bita på naglarna är som att slicka rent toalettstolen.

HAha man bara måste älska den här låten!

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Technologic [4x]

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it. [2x]

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Technologic [12x]

Att göras till skolan:

Nästa vecka - Engelska Prov
                     - Körkortsteori Prov (via skolan)
                     - Fysik Prov

Veckan efter - Kemi Prov
                      - Konstruktion Prov

Veckan efter det - Nationella Prov i matte C
                            - Ev. Svenska Prov
                            - Skriva bokrecention
                              av engelska bok som jag inte ännu börjat läsa...
                            - Åså skriva svenska nationella prov i 5 timmar på prövningsdagen.

Alltså jippie! (NOT!)





Asså joo jag LÄNGTAR VERKLIGEN tills man får sommarlov!


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Where were you,when I said I loved you
And where were you when I cried at Niight
Waitin up, couldn't sleep without you
Thinkin of all the times we shared

I remember when my heart broke,
I remember when I gave up lovin you
My heart couldn't take no more of you,
I was sad and lonely

I remember when I walked out ,
I remember when I screamed I hated you
but some how deep inside I deep inside still lovin you

sad and lonely

No one knew all the pain I went through
All the love, I saved deep in my heart for you
Didn't know, where I would go, where I would be
but You made me leave,
and plus my heart it just,
it just kept tellin me so OOOOOOHHHHHH

I remember when my heart broke,I remember when I gave up lovin you
My heart couldn't take no more of you
I was sad and lonely

I remember when I walked out, I remember when I said I hated you
But some how deep inside still lovin you
So sad and lonely

There was nowhere else to goooooooooooooooooo OH
no body else to turn tooooooooooo NO
For the rest of my life, I promise myself I, will love me first

Then you and me


I remember when my heart broke,
I remember when I gave up lovin you
My heart couldn't take no more of you
i was sad and lonely

I remember when I walked out,
I remember when I said I hated you
But some how deep inside still lovin you
sad and lonely


I remember when I walked out,
I remember when I gave up lovin you
My heart couldn't take no more of you
So sad and lonely HEY

I remember when I stormed out,
I remember when I Gave ,up lovin you
I was sad and lonely